Sooooo today I was unusually awake at 11 am, and watching tv when I passed by Jerry Springer and caught a glimpse of a something rather extra unexpected: A half bodied security guard. I stuck around a little while longer to get a quick visual of a wrestler-bodied, short, round person thingie…with a dominatrix mask on…and a man on stilts who makes balloon animals and such throughout the show. Like really, wtf is this bullshit on television? Who the hell is paying to keep Jerry on air right now? If the day comes that your show needs a bodyless security guard to keep viewers interested, you should just give it up. Jerry, it’s obviously time to retire.