My dad always said that you shouldn’t be dumber than you were yesterday and since he forwarded this fact to me (along with 8 other FWDs including one that will mean I don’t love Jesus since I didnt send it to 10 others and another telling me to get a job with related links of all the jobs he suggests), I thought I would relieve some stress and share the brain-wealth.
“This August has 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays, all in one month. It happens once in 823 years.”
Who the hell cared to figure this out? And why can’t the Jersey Shore crew only happen every 823 years? I’m so tired of seeing Snookie’s liquor swollen face all over my tv screen.
She looks like a more bacon-y version of Miss Piggy, a tad overcooked and too crispy.