Look who was getting their freak-on on top of my car today.

And on top of each other, obviously. A fly couple. Literally. At first, I was like “ew”, because flies seem so gross and I do not need anybody (else) getting their freak-on on/in my whip. Then I was like “aww” because they seemed to be enjoying themselves. Then I thought “yay!” because any day that starts with free porn is a good day. Even if it’s fly porn…we are all on this earth together. They just happen to be a different species.

And then back to “ew”.

I didn’t wait until they were done before moving. They need to get a room for that type of courtesy.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!