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Audrina Patridge’s tatas sink further than the Titanic.

Chest X-ray showing bilateral breast implants.
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It really disturbs me that young women are surgically altering their bodies before they even fully mature. Aside from handicaps that are crippling in someone’s everyday life, avoid surgery. You were made the way you were made because that’s how it was meant to be. Small boobs are not a handicap.

Matter of fact, small boobs are great! They fit in shirts, don’t fall out of bikinis, they are mammogram dodgers, can hang around braless, can fit in the palm of your hand, and are bitesize.

 

Everyone loves bite size stuff. Too bad I didn’t appreciate my bitesize candies until they were…well more of a dinner. If I wouldve known then what I know now, I wouldve used up every bra free day I could have.

Leave your tatas alone unless you are doing it to advance your career as a stripper. Besides, what’s wrong with loving yourself for what you are? Instead of investing in a boob job at 25, take that money and invest it in advocating to inspire self confidence in our young girls. I bet its much more rewarding than having a collapsed boob hanging around.

 

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