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Do you need to fly somewhere relatively lame between today and Wednesday for $10??

Thanks Daddy, for relaying this information to me!

Against his better judgments, I will not be taking a flight by Wednesday, especially since I have no business going to areas listed under the promotion…but Jet Blue is having a birthday “sale” (in quotations, as there are never any real sales when it comes to airports).

For $10 (plus whatever fees they scam you out of) you can have any of the remaining left on various flights. Catch? It’s only for one way flights, you have to book TODAY, it’s only for flights leaving NYC via JFK airport, and you have to fly out by Wednesday. It’s perfect if you are flying out to meet your latest internet lover for the first time…with the intentions to live with them and be thoroughly disappointed that instant messaging didnt mention their debt or hideous teeth. It’s also perfect if you don’t care where you go as long as you get the hell out of NYC as fast as possible. Last catch? You ┬ácan only go to the following places:

  • Fort Lauderdale
  • Buffalo
  • Tampa
  • Orlando
  • Rochester
  • Oakland
  • Burlington
  • West Palm Beach
  • Salt Lake City
  • Fort Myers

Honestly, I suck at Geography and don’t know where half, okay, most of these places are. But I am sure that you can figure that out.

Actually, this “sale” sucks. At least for me. If not for you, Bon Voyage! Good luck with HotBody4565.

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