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I want a Slap Chop!

I am an insomniac, therefore, I am a sucker for infomercials. I am also a sucker for Vince Offer, who titillated my fancies in the name of Sham Wow. And after watching him slap chopping on my screen, I am now a sucker for Slap Chop, and I would like to purchase 1, get a second one free, get a graty as a bonus, and I would be sure to ask about the folding cutting board.

Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini?!  I’m sold!

Check out this Slap Chop Remix that was whipped up by DJ Steve Porter. (Don’t you love that his DJ name is just is regular name? Fancy.)

Here is the original in case you care:

Remember he got arrested for fighting a hooker?

Sham Whoa?