Okay. This NEVER happens like this.
Thank goodness, because that would be lame.
By the way, don’t waste your money. These little finger ticklers run out of batteries juice very quickly, and aren’t very powerful. Don’t ask me how I know. Ask that old lady in the commercial. Then, make a wish that you were miraculously deaf for her explanation.
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There are also some coupons if you don’t mind purchasing condoms with a coupon. I wouldn’t. This is an economic crisis, save money! And always remember to practice safe sex, darling.