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She Pulled A Kanye

So ya’ll remember when a random chickenhead lookalike climbed on stage during JayZ’s and Alicia Keys’s performance of “Empire State of Mind”? It was Lil Mama. For NO REASON. Between her and Kanye, there needs to be special jars of Mace waiting at the steps leading to the stage with their names on it. Here is her apology:

“I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.”

So, do you forgive her? I don’t. Firstly, because my emotions run high during certain songs too. Do I get up on stage? No. And secondly, especially not since her wardrobe makes me want to gauge my eyes out. Wait, she’s still young right? Well I’ll be a little more gentle: her wardrobe makes me want to binge and purge.