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So…things were going so well with my honey and I. The apartment stayed clean. We got enough sleep. We had money and time to play with. Then we got a dog.
A cute dog.
A gorgeous dog.
A diva dog.
A bitch.
A cute bitch.
I love NuNu, Lawd knows I do, but Mommy hasn’t gotten any sleep in weeks.
I thought having a dog was supposed to be a lot more fun. I feel like I have an animal baby…well I do..but you know what I mean.
I have to feed her and bathe her and walk her. It’s fucking cold outside you know? She doesn’t know usually, because she was born with a tailor made fur coat. Fabulous bitch.

And she’s cutting into Mama’s shoe money. Spoiled Brat.
I love my NuNu.