Neo-vocabulary: text lesbian (via BodyCount)

This is my biggest problem with lesbian chat rooms. I wonder if gay guys have the same problem…women posing as a gay man in order to cyber sex it up with other men…that would be interesting.

But listen. I’m really anal about grammar and vocabulary sometimes, aside from creative-license situations (n0t Ncludin wh3n p30plez tiipe lyk3 dizz), so I have a problem with the example sentence.

If the definition is “a male who poses…” then Gonzo would be posing as a male who poses, which is confusing, but would make since if Gonzo was an actor in a movie portraying a text lesbian. Which Gonzo isn’t. So he isn’t posing as a text lesbian. He was caught BEING a text lesbian.

Anyway, basically it’s someone who is only lesbian in text. It’s the reason why lesbian chat rooms fail. And mind your grammar.

text lesbian: A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of acquiring sneaky vaginal vector (cf.) on chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game. "Gonzo's suitably diabolic. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in the Tattooed Biker Sluts Chatroom yesterday trying to get chicks to cam-up for him." … Read More

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